strip for January / 06 / 2004


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Approved by: sagus
Last modified at: 2008-09-14 20:10:47
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Panel 1
Locations:
  In front of U-Haul truck  
Props:
  Truck  
Characters:
  Greg  
1: Narration: The following conversation took place verbatim in Oakland, California at approximately 1:14 pm on January 3, 2004. No names have been changed.
2: Cliff: We should probably go back in and get something to tie down the dolly with.
Panel 2
Locations:
  In front of U-Haul truck  
Props:
  Truck  
Characters:
1: Greg: Naah. It'll be fine.
2: Cliff: But the back's empty...it's gonna bang around back here.
Panel 3
Locations:
  In front of U-Haul truck  
Props:
  Truck  
Characters:
  Cliff  
1: Greg (Arms outstretched): So? What's it gonna hurt? It's a truck. It's made of TRUCK.
Panel 4
Locations:
  In front of U-Haul truck (Black & White)  
Props:
  Truck  
Characters:
  Greg (Arms outstretched)  
  Cliff  
1: Narration: Greg Dean was found guilty of one count of extreme stupidity and sentenced to three smacks upside the noggin.
2: Narration: During sentencing, Greg insisted that "truck" was an element which appeared on the periodic table between beer and pretzels.