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Panel 1
Locations:
Living Room
Props:
Remote Control
Characters:
Liz (Sitting)
1:
Greg (Holding prop, Sitting):
Okay, that was just idiotic.
Panel 2
Locations:
Living Room
Props:
Remote Control
Characters:
Liz (Sitting)
1:
Greg (Holding prop, Sitting):
A guy gets a remote that lets him control the world around him, and he uses it to FAST FORWARD? How stupid is that?! It's all about the PAUSE button! Think about it - instead of fast forwarding past work that would take a while, you pause, do it then, and people think you're freakin' SUPERMAN! "Oh, you want me to finish the Treehouse? BADOW!!"
Panel 3
Locations:
Living Room
Props:
Remote Control
Characters:
Liz (Sitting)
1:
Greg (Holding prop, Sitting):
Plus, his physical age is obviously controlled by the remote as well, since when he fast-forwards, he gets older, so it's not like you'd lose any lifespan by doing stuff while paused. Hell - it's like immortality! Also, what's him being able to fast forward, but when he rewinds, he can't interact with anything? And can't he just turn off the damned auto fast-forward? Wouldn't that be like...a menu option or something? I can turn off TiVo suggestions!
2:
Correction (Word left out):
what's WITH him
Panel 4
Locations:
Living Room
Props:
Remote Control
Characters:
Greg (Holding prop, Sitting)
1:
Liz (Sitting):
Greg... It's an Adam Sandler movie. I think it's possible you're overthinking it just a tad much.
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