January 14, 2014

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Dave: Oh good lord, are you sick again?! How can you be sick AGAIN!?
Greg: The plague is an enigmatic predator.

Dave: Seriously, didn’t you just have the stomach bug that was going around?
Greg: Yep. And a cold before that. And now a cold again. Like bookends.

Dave: How in the hell do you manage to keep getting all this stuff? Tony and I have been fine, knock on wood.
Greg: Dude, I’ve got a toddler. They’re a better medium for bacteria than a petri dish.

Dave: Don’t you guys get her vaccinated?
Greg: Dave, there’s a reason that “a cure for the common cold” is something they usually talk about in movies set in the future. It’s on account of IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET.