While your friends are busy trying to find a t-shirt that has the gaming phrase du jour on it, you can rest assured knowing that no matter what they find, your t-shirt will always be better than theirs is. And if they try and question you, just point triumphantly to your chest and they'll slink away, leaving you to revel in your truly deserved victory.

"This t-shirt is totally better than yours" is screenprinted on a Gildan Ultra-Blend 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester T-Shirt. It is currently available in Dark Chocolate Brown, and comes in sizes ranging from Small to 3X-Large.