Not too long ago, thousands of us were huddled outside our local game merchant, probably freezing our butts off, waiting for a chance to buy the Wii. After all, it was the latest, greatest console - we HAD to have it.

Then we got it home, and came to a startling revelation - playing the Wii is hard work! But all that flailing around trying to play Wii Sports pays off - now you're a lean, mean, tv-destroying machine with fantastic abs! Just remember to wipe down the console for the next guy.

"Body By Nintendo" is screenprinted in water-soluble ink (it dyes the cloth itself, meaning the ink doesn't sit on top of the fabric) on a Gildan Ultra Cotton Sport Grey T-Shirt, and comes in sizes ranging from Small to 3X-Large.