Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
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1	Greg: I'm thirsty. I'm gonna head out and get a Big Gulp. Dave	Back Drop (green)
2	Dave: Forget the Big Gulp, if you are really thirsty, you need to get "Damn". Greg: Damn?	Back Drop (green)
3	Narration: New from Kuikee-Mart, Damn is the largest fountain drink in the known universe! Narration: And it will even fit in your car's cupholder!	Back Drop (green)	Cup ("Damn", 900 oz., Has a lid, Has a straw)
4	Dave (Arms crossed): "Damn"... It'll make your bladder beg for mercy. Text: Surgeon General's Warning: In nearly every test of this product, subjects experience severe hemorrhaging in the bladder, causing severe death in 90% of the test subjects. "Damn" is not only unsafe for human consumption, but whoever came up with this drink should be dragged into the street and shot.	Back Drop (green)	Advertisment Logo ("Damn")

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