Panel	Dialogue	Location
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1	Greg: Okay, I'm here. I hope you guys are happy - I had to leave the first day of Comic-Con an hour and a half early. Unknown Character (F) (UPS Rep): I have no idea what you're talking about, sir.	Office (UPS)
2	Greg: Forget it. I'm here to pay the C.O.D. brokerage fees on my EXPRESS SHIPPED packages so I can finally release them from your vile death grip. Unknown Character (F) (UPS Rep): Certainly, sir. And how would you like to pay for that today?	Office (UPS)
3	Greg: Debit card, I guess - it's the only form of payment I have on me. Unknown Character (F) (UPS Rep): Ohhh.. I'm sorry. We only accept checks for C.O.D. payments.	Office (UPS)
4	Greg: Then why the hell did you ask me how I was going to be paying today?! Unknown Character (F) (UPS Rep): Because I knew the look on your face would be PRICELESS.	Office (UPS)

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