Tuesday, Dec 1, 2015

December 1, 2015

December 2015

Panel 1
Dave: Check it out! Ugly holiday Star Wars sweater!
Greg: That's not even a sweater.

Panel 2
Dave: What? Of course it is!
Greg: No, that's a sweatSHIRT. Sweaters are knit. Sweatshirts are sewn.
Dave: What the hell does it matter?

Panel 3
Greg: Oh, I'm sorry, are we just calling things whatever we want now? Guess I'll go hop in my airplane and drive down to the baseball stadium to buy groceries.
Greg: Also, that design is screenprinted onto the fabric. That's the tuxedo t-shirt of holiday sweatshirts.

Panel 4
Dave: What, so you're a f****n' holiday sweater snob now?
Greg: SweatSHIRT.