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Liz: So… I think before we go any further, we need to figure out how to protect the tree from Parker now that he’s starting to cruise around.
Mae: Right… right. Hrm.
Panel 2
Mae: So, obviously, no ornaments or tinsel below the reach line.
Liz: Naturally. Same rule for pets applies.
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Mae: We also have his little baby pen-gate thing that we can use to surround the tree with a plastic fence.
Liz: Which is good, definitely, we just need to make sure he can’t get his hands through the bigger holes.
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Mae: And if all else fails, we could set up a proximity-activated autocannon, maybe?
Liz: I think maybe you’ve prioritized protecting the tree a little too highly, but I admire your commitment to the cause.
Liz: So… I think before we go any further, we need to figure out how to protect the tree from Parker now that he’s starting to cruise around.
Mae: Right… right. Hrm.
Panel 2
Mae: So, obviously, no ornaments or tinsel below the reach line.
Liz: Naturally. Same rule for pets applies.
Panel 3
Mae: We also have his little baby pen-gate thing that we can use to surround the tree with a plastic fence.
Liz: Which is good, definitely, we just need to make sure he can’t get his hands through the bigger holes.
Panel 4
Mae: And if all else fails, we could set up a proximity-activated autocannon, maybe?
Liz: I think maybe you’ve prioritized protecting the tree a little too highly, but I admire your commitment to the cause.