Thursday, Jan 27, 2022

January 27, 2022

January 2022

Panel 1
Advisor: Empress, we have received another envoy from Gilgamesh.
Mae: *sigh* Let me guess, he’s denouncing us again?

Panel 2
Advisor: Yes, your Majesty. He seems upset that you’re occupying one of his cities.
Mae: Well that’s just factually incorrect. I won it fair and square after I declared surprise war on him. I’m occupying one of MY cities.
Mae: Honestly, it happened 1,500 years ago, you’d think he’d be over it by now.

Panel 3
Advisor: He’s threatening to go to war with us!
Mae: Just send him some chocolate for the next 300 years, that ought to keep him quiet.
Mae: Now leave me, I have far more pressing matters that require my attention.

Panel 4
Advisor: More pressing than imminent war?!
Mae: Yes. You know that city I founded in the far northern reaches of the continent?
Mae: The citizens there are apparently bored. THIS WILL NOT DO.