Thursday, Jun 20, 2019

June 20, 2019

June 2019

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Panel 1
Greg: Oh, don’t be so morose. You can’t POSSIBLY have invented everything you could invent.
Tony: No? Then why I have spent WEEKS trying to figure out where to go from here, only to keep coming up with things that are derivative of previous inventions?

Panel 2
Tony: At its core, every new idea for technology I could create is superseded by two basic inventions: stable wormholes, and interdimensional travel. What’s the point in developing new weapons when you can just generate a micro-wormhole in whatever location you desire and connect the opposite end inside a star or something equally as destructive?

Panel 3
Tony: I already basically have infinite computing power at my disposal, since I can offload computing processes to other dimensions, so things like teleportation and matter replication are basically unlimited. I have reached my technological zenith.

Panel 4
Greg: Then explain to me why I still have to periodically power cycle the interdimensional router.
Tony: LOOK THAT IS JUST HOW ROUTERS WORK.