Dave: So which side of the console war do you fall on... XBox One or PS4? I need to know so I can tailor my commentary towards either commiseration or derision.
Greg: Um.... neither, I guess?
Dave: Don’t be ridiculous. You have to pick a side. Everyone on the internet loves one console, and hates the other beyond all reason. This is war, after all. You have to pick sides.
Greg: Picking sides is for people who can afford to actually BUY one of the new consoles. Therefore, I must remain neutral. I’m Switzerland.
Dave: You can’t be Switzerland. Nintendo is already Switzerland.
Greg: Well, then I can’t afford to be Switzerland, either. I’m Finland.
Greg: Um.... neither, I guess?
Dave: Don’t be ridiculous. You have to pick a side. Everyone on the internet loves one console, and hates the other beyond all reason. This is war, after all. You have to pick sides.
Greg: Picking sides is for people who can afford to actually BUY one of the new consoles. Therefore, I must remain neutral. I’m Switzerland.
Dave: You can’t be Switzerland. Nintendo is already Switzerland.
Greg: Well, then I can’t afford to be Switzerland, either. I’m Finland.