June 22, 2020

Monday, Jun 22, 2020

June 2020


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Panel 1
Greg: Wait, what map? Like… like a GAME map?
Tony: EXACTLY like a game map. Greg, I think we just bumped up on the physical boundary of three-dimensional space, and the Milky Way is IT.

Panel 2
Tony: I think we’ve just discovered irrefutable proof that reality is nothing but a simulation. And what’s worse, it’s a SECOND-RATE simulation!

Panel 3
Tony: They could have made some kind of procedural map generation, or at least some kind of loading space in the intergalactic void, but NOOOO. They just figured nobody would ever achieve the technology to go farther than the edge of the galaxy and called it a day!

Panel 4
Tony: Our entire universe is a bargain-bin mobile game that you’d see in crappy Facebook ads!
Greg: Ohhhh! So THAT’S why everything is persistently terrible all the time!