Greg: So, I’ve been playing a bunch of “Ocarina of Time” as part of my quest for self-betterment.
Dave: And? Pretty great, right?
Greg: Well... I’m of two minds.
Greg: On the one hand, the story is pretty top-notch for a Zelda game, it’s got a great free-roaming world, and it has some really neat game mechanics.
Dave: Damn skippy.
Greg: On the other hand, the analog controls are horrible, the camera movement is a joke, and the overall control scheme is an overwrought mess.
Dave: ...Dude, you just described every single Nintendo 64 game.
Greg: Yeah, I’m starting to remember why I never felt the need to own one.
Dave: And? Pretty great, right?
Greg: Well... I’m of two minds.
Greg: On the one hand, the story is pretty top-notch for a Zelda game, it’s got a great free-roaming world, and it has some really neat game mechanics.
Dave: Damn skippy.
Greg: On the other hand, the analog controls are horrible, the camera movement is a joke, and the overall control scheme is an overwrought mess.
Dave: ...Dude, you just described every single Nintendo 64 game.
Greg: Yeah, I’m starting to remember why I never felt the need to own one.