Harper: Oooh- pretty!
Liz: I love taking her out to see the Christmas lights in the neighborhood.

Harper: Daddy! Kissmas lights our house?
Greg: You want to put up Christmas lights at our house?
Harper: Yeah!

Greg: Sorry kiddo - not going to happen.
Harper: Ha-come?

Greg: Because spending money on something other people willingly do for free is just bad business.
Liz: GREG!