Tuesday, Dec 11, 2018

December 11, 2018

December 2018

Panel 1
Greg: Okay, walk me through the steps you took.
Harper: I came into the house, and I put the bag on the hook.

Panel 2
Greg: And at ANY point along the way, did you stop to do anything?
Harper: No.
Greg: And have you touched the bag since then?
Harper: I don’t think so.

Panel 3
Greg: Well, something happened, because your dance stuff was in there when we got out of the car, and the bag is now empty.
Greg: I can think of two explanations for this. One, you pulled your dance stuff out at some point in the last week, and don’t want to fess up...

Panel 4
Greg: ...Or two, your dance bag spontaneously exploded.
Harper: I bet that’s what happened. It exploded.
Greg: Well then your missing jazz shoes are the LEAST of your concerns.