Wednesday, Mar 16, 2022

March 16, 2022

March 2022

Panel 1
Liz: Hey, my phone is acting up. Can I see yours real quick?
Mae: Sure.

Panel 2
Liz: What in the sugar-frosted fuck is this? How am I supposed to use this?
Mae: Oh! Yeah, I decided it was time to go back to an LCARS layout on my phone. You can actually do it without jailbreaking now!

Panel 3
Liz: Okay, but none of these buttons make any sense. I just want to open Safari.
Mae: Sure, just hit “L-COMM”, since it’s long-range comms.
Liz: You don’t even have a phone icon!
Mae: Of course I do! It’s labeled “HAIL”.

Panel 4
Liz: You realize you’ve taken your phone and made it actively harder to use, right?
Mae: But WAY prettier, which is perfect for an Apple product!