Thursday, Apr 22, 2021

April 22, 2021

April 2021

Panel 1
Mae: So, our previous strip ripping on comic sans ruffled a few feathers because it’s a particularly accessible font for folks with dyslexia. Whatever your feelings on it might be, we do agree on one point: comic sans ridicule is played out.
Mae: With this in mind, Liz has prepared a list of other fonts which are long overdue for the contempt they so richly deserve.

Panel 2
Mae: Impact.
Liz: Haettenshweiler called - it wants its EVERYTHING back.
Mae: Helvetica Neue
Liz: It’s been 37 years. You ain’t all that neue anymore.
Mae: Lucida Console
Liz: Absolutely GARBAGE ampersands. Just AWFUL.

Panel 3
Mae: Copperplate Gothic
Liz: It kicked the lazy dog that the quick brown fox jumped over.
Mae: Bodoni MT
Liz: It skips leg day.
Mae: Gill Sans
Liz: Ghosted me on Tinder.

Panel 4
Mae: ...Calibri?
Liz: FUCK Calibri.
Mae: Why do you hate Calibri?
Liz: It knows what it did.