Thursday, Aug 6, 2020

August 6, 2020

August 2020

Panel 1
Social Worker: Hi… Mrs. Dean? I’m Alan, your social worker here at Woodland Memorial.
Liz: Charmed, I’m sure.

Panel 2
Social Worker: So...I know we told you we didn’t typically discharge patients on the weekend, but I wanted to let you know that we’ll be discharging you tomorrow morning.
Liz: What?! REALLY?
Social Worker: Yep! And we’re actually going to get you moved over to the non-acute wing for the evening, to make things a little easier.

Panel 3
Liz: I thought they were going to be holding me until at least monday… what happened?
Social Worker: Well, between you and me… your husband has spent the entire time you’ve been in here calling everyone in the state, and I’m fairly sure he was about to go national.

Panel 4
Greg: ...I don’t CARE if the prime minister is in bed, WAKE HIM UP. Hello? Hello?
Greg: No, don’t hang up, TESSA. We haven’t even gotten STARTED yet.