Wednesday, Mar 17, 2021

March 17, 2021

March 2021

Panel 1
Mae: Heyyy, Dave. Bud. How you holding up?
Dave: Close the door. The light lets joy in.

Panel 2
Mae: I know you’re sad, but it’s been three weeks, you know?
Dave: I’m not SAD, I am GRIEVING.

Panel 3
Dave: It didn’t really set in until someone edited the wikipedia page. “Fry’s Electronics WAS…”
Dave: Something about seeing the past-tense just did me in.

Panel 4
Mae: To be fair… I mean, they kinda stopped actually having things on the shelves to sell. Retail stores sort of need that to… exist.
Dave: They were re-structuring to a consignment-based model with…
Dave: ...look, just let me wallow. I’m drowning my sorrows in a five-pound tin of almond roca I bought from the impulse-purchase shelves of the checkout line.