Dave: Okay, I think I have a unbiased way of finding out where your true fandom lies. I’m going to ask you a series of obscure trivia questions, alternating between Star Trek and Stargate, and whichever one you are able to answer more of is the series you actually prefer.
Greg: Let’s do this.
Dave: Okay... who was the captain of the USS Constellation?
Greg: Matt Decker.
Dave: How long can a Stargate maintain an active wormhole?
Greg: 38 minutes under normal conditions.
Dave: What legal document prevents the Federation from developing cloaking devices?
Greg: The Treaty of Algeron, signed in 2311 and nullfied in 2409 with the destruction of Romulus.
Dave: Name the six System Lords who attended the summit in the Hasara system.
Greg: Trick question - there were seven: Bastet, Ba’al, Kali, Morrigan, Olokun, Svarog and Yu.
Dave: Okay, you realize that for this to work, you have to actually get a question WRONG, right?
Greg: Useless knowledge is the only kind of knowledge I know!
Greg: Let’s do this.
Dave: Okay... who was the captain of the USS Constellation?
Greg: Matt Decker.
Dave: How long can a Stargate maintain an active wormhole?
Greg: 38 minutes under normal conditions.
Dave: What legal document prevents the Federation from developing cloaking devices?
Greg: The Treaty of Algeron, signed in 2311 and nullfied in 2409 with the destruction of Romulus.
Dave: Name the six System Lords who attended the summit in the Hasara system.
Greg: Trick question - there were seven: Bastet, Ba’al, Kali, Morrigan, Olokun, Svarog and Yu.
Dave: Okay, you realize that for this to work, you have to actually get a question WRONG, right?
Greg: Useless knowledge is the only kind of knowledge I know!