Greg: OK, Harper... this is your first night in a toddler bed. No more rail on the side of your crib. But with great power comes great responsibility... it’s up to you to keep from rolling out onto the floor, OK?
Harper: OK, Daddy!

Greg: Allright, sleep tight, kiddo! Night-night!
Harper: Ni-nite!

Harper: Hi Daddy!
Greg: I can see we need a much more DETAILED description of your responsibilities...