Title: 1092

Tuesday, Dec 23, 2003

December 2003


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Title: 1092

December 23, 2003
12:01 AM

If you have accidentally channel surfed to “The Simple Life”, and were as confused as I was as to why they would intentionally broadcast a show with the colors wrong, fear not. I have a solution. Below is a guide to use when setting the tint on your television.


Hopefully this will help you understand the true nature of this show, which details the plight of spoiled witches being taken out of their element in the city and put into a backwoods town without a broom to fly on. Actually, I’m not sure if the other chick is a witch, but I’ll be damned if Paris Hilton doesn’t look like one.