Thursday, Nov 11, 2021

November 11, 2021

November 2021

Panel 1
Clony: How in the forty-two hells did you let yourself fall so damned far?! You’re TONY, for fuck’s sake!
Tony: FALL FAR?! I built a massive underground lair where I do all my evil deeds! I made MARS a habitable planet over an afternoon!

Panel 2
Clony: So WHAT?! You’re seriously telling me you spend your time puttering around by yourself in an underground bunker playing god?
Tony: I’m not PLAYING god, I AM a god. Officially! I’ve got followers and everything!
Tony: And yeah, I spend a lot of time by myself down here. I’m an evil genius! I’ve got important work to do!

Panel 3
Clony: Oh my god - IMPORTANT WORK!? Are you even hearing yourself right now!?
Clony: Dude, we didn’t do evil schemes as a JOB, we did them because they were a fun way to hang out with our friends. Now you spend all your time working and you’ve driven your friends away. Genius, my ass.

Panel 4
Tony: So, yeah. I think I’ll go ahead and reduce you to your component atoms now.
Clony: Dematerialization is painless, but the truth stings like a bitch, don’t it?