Panel 1
Greg: “...so put me on! Don’t be afraid! And don’t get in a flap! You’re in safe hands (though I have none) for I’m a thinking cap!”
Harper: Ooh! I want to know what house I’m in!
Panel 2
Greg: Well sure - it’s easy. You just go on the computer and take a test. You’ll have to wait a few years, though.
Harper: What? Why?!
Panel 3
Greg: Well, I mean, students don’t get sorted into houses until they turn 11 and go to Hogwarts.
Harper: But I want to know now!
Greg: Look, I don’t make the rules. You clearly need to be 11 to get sorted.
Panel 4
Harper: MOMMY! Daddy’s being perdantic!
Greg: No, I’m being PEdantic!
Greg: “...so put me on! Don’t be afraid! And don’t get in a flap! You’re in safe hands (though I have none) for I’m a thinking cap!”
Harper: Ooh! I want to know what house I’m in!
Panel 2
Greg: Well sure - it’s easy. You just go on the computer and take a test. You’ll have to wait a few years, though.
Harper: What? Why?!
Panel 3
Greg: Well, I mean, students don’t get sorted into houses until they turn 11 and go to Hogwarts.
Harper: But I want to know now!
Greg: Look, I don’t make the rules. You clearly need to be 11 to get sorted.
Panel 4
Harper: MOMMY! Daddy’s being perdantic!
Greg: No, I’m being PEdantic!