Panel 1
Nurse: Hey, so… just a little bit of bad news. One of the blood cultures came back with…
Cartoonist: Nope. No, none of that now. Clear off.
Panel 2
Liz: What was all that about?
Cartoonist: Well, when our Parker was born, he had jaundice and some kind of infection, so they had to cart him off to the NICU at another hospital.
Panel 3
Cartoonist: He spent a week in the NICU on antibiotics while they had him sleeping under these blue lights for the jaundice, and it’s just… not really something I need to put you through.
Panel 4
Liz: OK, you’re officially forgiven for rushing the pregnancy.
Cartoonist: Don’t worry, I’ll find other, much more hilarious ways to make your lives miserable.
Greg: Oh, good. I was...worried.
Nurse: Hey, so… just a little bit of bad news. One of the blood cultures came back with…
Cartoonist: Nope. No, none of that now. Clear off.
Panel 2
Liz: What was all that about?
Cartoonist: Well, when our Parker was born, he had jaundice and some kind of infection, so they had to cart him off to the NICU at another hospital.
Panel 3
Cartoonist: He spent a week in the NICU on antibiotics while they had him sleeping under these blue lights for the jaundice, and it’s just… not really something I need to put you through.
Panel 4
Liz: OK, you’re officially forgiven for rushing the pregnancy.
Cartoonist: Don’t worry, I’ll find other, much more hilarious ways to make your lives miserable.
Greg: Oh, good. I was...worried.